In God’s kindness, I had the privilege of meeting and spending a little time with Fred Zaspel during the Ocean City Bible College.I was impressed with the evident way Fred loves his wife, Kim, and his children.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “Barrier method” of some kind can kill you.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.Some parents think they’ve covered the bases with one or two comments, then leave their daughters to fend for themselves.Cohen suggests parents help their daughters think about what’s important to them and the kinds of choices they want to make.