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Not to mention the dating horror stories when you actually do meet up and find you're totally incompatible.I've heard there can be some real animals out there! Meet Spruce, the one-year-old Humboldt penguin who is jumping into the online dating pool.They add that if you know a penguin who fits the bill to shoot him a message. Register for free with Fish Dating today and give it a go without paying a penny.This site lets you earn points you can spend on virtual gifts.

The guys I meet are dull, manic, needy, indifferent, thick, obnoxious, selfish, mean, vain or ugly. Single people above the age of 30 are single for a reason. Dating seemed so tempting when I was in a relationship. In my increasingly pathetic and desperate search for someone to love, I embarked on a year of industrial dating that has left me deeply scarred and utterly miserable. Pay a couple of sincere compliments, you’re not giving away any power or dignity, it’s just nice.

New research shows single people dating contributes £3.6 billion to the UK economy. It seems I’ve reached the age when the only people who are single are those who deserve to be. At my most prolific, I was going on a date virtually every night of the week. I do not, contrary to the comments beneath my articles, exaggerate. Amongst the squid, shrimps and catfish, there’ll be at least one salmon. I’ve met men with extra nipples, men with cruel streaks, men with very low IQs, men with jealousy issues, men who loved me instantly, men who loathed me instantly, men who wanted immediate sex and men who didn’t want any at all, men facing the wrath of their maker or the wrath of their mum (apparently far more frightening) and so, so many men who simply couldn’t manage to get through a date without jibber-jabbering, choking on their food, getting drunk and crying.

I’m a good-looking 31 year-old professional man with a great sense of humour and a passion for reading, writing, exercising and socialising. For my part I’ve fallen in love once and become infatuated a number of times. That malicious magician, Cupid, pulled the curtain back on each of his tricks to reveal the truth: each and every one of them was a crude and tawdry sham. Last night I went on a date who had prepared an historical walking tour of London, complete with an itinerary in a plastic wallet. Nonetheless, his neuroses and gargoylesque mutations of character are yet to take full form.

You can conduct quick searches; one click will deliver a list of age and location matches or a list of users online in your state. Plenty Of Fish will serve up potential matches by your clicks, not just your criteria.

If you say you’re looking for a 40-plus professional with any body type, but you click on those ripped 25-year-olds, your matches will include some of both.