Brittany replies, "I have to move on and so do you." (But to be honest, you probably should have moved on when you were actually supposed to graduate). He demands everyone start texting and tweeting (#Mc Kinley Shooting2013).
When the kids are all sitting and crying in the choir room, Kitty admits to Marley that during "Grease," she altered Marley's costumes so she would think she was fat. Because that's what friends are for: Making sure you have an eating disorder.
While the rest of the Glee club dismisses her theory, saying they went through the same thing at Christmas when Brittany and Sam believed in the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse, Brittany is persistent and tells her fellow members that she won't be spending the rest of her limited time in the choir room practicing for Regionals, but rather making amends with Lord Tubbington, leaving the Glee club confused once again. Schue tells the New Directions that they have two options now: they can either dismiss Brittany's theory and prepare for Regionals, or they can believe it and make "Last Chance" this week's assignment, indirectly also preparing for Regionals.
At home, Brittany is trying to make amends with Lord Tubbington but claims that he doesn’t believe she’s sorry.
The two teams they're up against are the Hoosier Daddys and the NUNtouchables. Nun.) And before they sing an inspirational sing, Brittany tells Mr. Either prepare for regionals in case the world doesn't end, or tell people they love how they really feel through song (which is technically both options but whatever).
Schue to shut up because she saw on her telescope that an asteroid (Tubbingtonbop) is heading for earth, and they're all dying. And as I start rolling my eyes at how stupid this show's gotten, he writes this week's theme on the board: Last Chance.
She tells Ryder she's not the girl he's been talking to, and he's extremely upset because he sent her loads of dirty photos.
When Ryder finally texts the catfish's phone asking who she really is, 'she' replies, "Someone shy who didn't think u'd like me in person." But since Ryder can't read, he probably doesn't even realize how insane that sounds, so he agrees to meet 'her' tomorrow at . Coach Beiste asks Schue to an extremely romantic dinner in the locker room.
In the auditorium, Will tells the New Directions about their competition for Regionals, including the Hoosierdaddies and the Nuntouchables, when Brittany interrupts him and tells them about her discovery of a deadly asteroid heading straight for Lima.The principal has no choice but to report her to the police and to the school board. It will be the first line of my obituary," she says. Schue, master of tact, thinks it's a great time to show Coach Beiste a surprise he made for her. He tells her he's meeting someone (obviously not explaining the situation because it's embarrassing) and asks if she's going to write him up."I would but I don't work here anymore," she says as she leaves the school.Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 4, Episode 18 of Fox's "Glee," titled "Shooting Star." This week's "Glee" starts with Mr.Schue telling the club their competition for regionals.